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God is Dead

Have you prayed today? Have you read your holy book? What happened? Did you hear or even see God? What??? No, you say? Well, that’s strange. I thought you would have probably had some experience. Of course it would be nice to have a straight forward experience. Folks, the reason that doesn’t ever happen and … Continue reading

Yes, Lift it up and Sniff!

Every now and I then I’ll walk up to a lady who has been jogging or riding her bike on the street and ask her a question. It’s always just one question. “Ma’am, do you mind if I take your shirt and bra off and smell under your titties to see if it stinks under … Continue reading

The Codger, Baby, and Meatball

I went to a local sandwich shop for lunch today. I couldn’t wait to sink my teeth into a meatball sub. Yum. When I got there I was the only customer so I went right on up and placed my order. The young girl taking my order was really sweet. I kinda wanted to place … Continue reading

Reborn in the whore womb of death

My mother was a piece of shit. She died about 15 years ago. I thought at that time I had said my final farewells. Well, it turned out, I was wrong. About six months after she passed, I went to the gravesite sometime in the afternoon. There wasn’t anyone around. What I’m about to say … Continue reading

Micro Love in a World of Macro Slams

Mark met Christie back in the spring of 1999. They were both at the same college but neither had formally been introduced. They were both juniors at the time and were introduced to each other via a mutual friend. It was pretty much love at first sight. The two immediately started dating and seemed to … Continue reading

7 Ways to Improve Your Fresh Nipples

307 years from now, you must admit if you are honest, your beautiful fresh nipples will be decayed and completely evaporated. Let that sink in. Accept it my friends, it’s easier. There is just not much we can do about that. However, we can make them shine today. Yes, we can indeed empower our silver … Continue reading