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Please Smear Camel Shit!

Are you sick of your fucking eyes itching? Do you feel like your anal canal can pick up laser beam channels? Does your camel know this? Ask it! Now…pick up the fresh shit from your camel’s ass chamber. Then, jab it into your eyes as fast as possible. Lastly, swallow two pounds of razor blades. … Continue reading

I Love You…I Will Always Love You…

Well, there she was. My Aunt Sheila. Well, what was left of her anyway. I realized it was probably the last time I was going to see her alive. She was frail, pale and smelled of death. It was awful. My uncle Wayne sat beside her, there in their home, and held her hand. It … Continue reading