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Please Smear Camel Shit!

Are you sick of your fucking eyes itching? Do you feel like your anal canal can pick up laser beam channels? Does your camel know this? Ask it! Now…pick up the fresh shit from your camel’s ass chamber. Then, jab it into your eyes as fast as possible. Lastly, swallow two pounds of razor blades. See? Do you? Me neither. Sorry Paula.

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I am full of guts that make my heart valves and life blood work!


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