I’m sure you either agree or disagree with all this gay marriage stuff, right? Well, me too.
Did you know Jesus was married to a man? Yes! 3 Peter 2:3 says “I loved Peter as a brother and as a lover after we had a gay wedding.” See? Oh, and Mary, Jesus’s mom, yeah she was a lesbian. Why do you think Joseph drops off the planet? She actually had a lesbian marriage to Martha. Mathew 30: 4-5 states “Mary, I love the way you taste. I’m so fucking glad we are gay married.”
So all you believers out there you better get on board with Jesus cause he loves gay marriage and Peter.