Have you ever noticed that many religious people are fat? Often, these fat people have very fat opinions. In fact, many are republican evangelicals against gays, alcohol, abortion and common sense. (Ha, that was funny) So, why is it like this? Well, I got a theory. Here goes:
They are fuckheads who live in a bible bubble and think baby Jesus doesn’t mind them getting chubby on steak and sweet tea but he does have a problem with gays being together, people drinking over dinner and a teenager having an abortion.
Conclusion: Their opinions don’t matter so enjoy gay alcohol abortions or eating corpse…I don’t fucking care.