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Don’t Leave Out the Sauces

HEY YOU STUPID FUCKING RESTAURANTS…DON’T LEAVE OUT THE GODDAM SAUCES BECAUSE IT AFFECTS THE MEAL GREATLY. IT MAKES US ALL WANT TO GUT YOUR EMPLOYEES AND BURN DOWN YOUR ESTABLISHMENTS. GET IT RIGHT…FUCKKKKKKKK!!!!!!

Jesus Ain’t Comin Back!

Are you ready for the rapture? Have you been good for baby Jesus? If not, you won’t go to heaven to dine with Father and Son! How many of you have heard this over and over? Yet, where is old Jesus? Is he dead? Yes, yes he’s dead. He’s dead and he’s never coming back. … Continue reading

F*ck Word: oh the sin!

Reply below with a creative way to use that word in a sentence and enter to win 10,000 nothings!!!!

Top 5 Best Pick Up Lines

Fucking sit down and take notes fellas. Ladies, you too! There is something here for everyone. I’m gonna go through and list the top 5 pick up lines for men and women! That’s right! You both are gonna be picking up fresh ass all year with this shit! Here goes:(men 1st, women 2nd) 5.Excuse me … Continue reading