It’s been awhile since I’ve written a goddam anything. I’ve been busy so lick fucking camel titties if you got a problem with it! I’m sorry…I’m calm now. So, sometimes? Yes…sometimes. Ok, so what is sometimes? It’s simply the the times in between other times that you aren’t counting in regards to the subject that … Continue reading
HEY YOU STUPID FUCKING RESTAURANTS…DON’T LEAVE OUT THE GODDAM SAUCES BECAUSE IT AFFECTS THE MEAL GREATLY. IT MAKES US ALL WANT TO GUT YOUR EMPLOYEES AND BURN DOWN YOUR ESTABLISHMENTS. GET IT RIGHT…FUCKKKKKKKK!!!!!!
Are you ready for the rapture? Have you been good for baby Jesus? If not, you won’t go to heaven to dine with Father and Son! How many of you have heard this over and over? Yet, where is old Jesus? Is he dead? Yes, yes he’s dead. He’s dead and he’s never coming back. … Continue reading
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Do you remember the “Milk, It does a body good” campaign? Yeah, me too. I always questioned the truth claim of all that though. Well, it has come to my attention a few instances where Milk actually does a body bad! Real Bad! I actually witnessed the example I’m going to share about a week … Continue reading
Are you sick of your fucking eyes itching? Do you feel like your anal canal can pick up laser beam channels? Does your camel know this? Ask it! Now…pick up the fresh shit from your camel’s ass chamber. Then, jab it into your eyes as fast as possible. Lastly, swallow two pounds of razor blades. … Continue reading