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Sometimes…sometimes

It’s been awhile since I’ve written a goddam anything. I’ve been busy so lick fucking camel titties if you got a problem with it! I’m sorry…I’m calm now. So, sometimes? Yes…sometimes. Ok, so what is sometimes? It’s simply the the times in between other times that you aren’t counting in regards to the subject that … Continue reading

Don’t Leave Out the Sauces

HEY YOU STUPID FUCKING RESTAURANTS…DON’T LEAVE OUT THE GODDAM SAUCES BECAUSE IT AFFECTS THE MEAL GREATLY. IT MAKES US ALL WANT TO GUT YOUR EMPLOYEES AND BURN DOWN YOUR ESTABLISHMENTS. GET IT RIGHT…FUCKKKKKKKK!!!!!!

Jesus Ain’t Comin Back!

Are you ready for the rapture? Have you been good for baby Jesus? If not, you won’t go to heaven to dine with Father and Son! How many of you have heard this over and over? Yet, where is old Jesus? Is he dead? Yes, yes he’s dead. He’s dead and he’s never coming back. … Continue reading

Eternal Fat Religion

Have you ever noticed that many religious people are fat? Often, these fat people have very fat opinions. In fact, many are republican evangelicals against gays, alcohol, abortion and common sense. (Ha, that was funny) So, why is it like this? Well, I got a theory. Here goes: They are fuckheads who live in a … Continue reading

F*ck Word: oh the sin!

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My First Death Metal Song

Here are the lyrics to my first death metal song I wrote when I was 15. Enjoy! “Emmanuel’s Bones” I rock the crib and i get hungry Hungry for messianic baby So I stab Mary, and slice Joseph Yeah things get fuckin crazy Why wait any longer… Bite! Chew on the crying Christ Rip! The … Continue reading

Top 5 Best Pick Up Lines

Fucking sit down and take notes fellas. Ladies, you too! There is something here for everyone. I’m gonna go through and list the top 5 pick up lines for men and women! That’s right! You both are gonna be picking up fresh ass all year with this shit! Here goes:(men 1st, women 2nd) 5.Excuse me … Continue reading

Donkey Punching!

It sucks being in prison. My god there is a lot of sodomy going on around here. There is a lot of shit in the showers from sudden anal rape. It stinks and I feel insecure about investment banking pelicans. The reason I’m in here is because I accidentally killed my ex girlfriend. Well, by … Continue reading

Milk: Rectum Walrus Silk

Do you remember the “Milk, It does a body good” campaign? Yeah, me too. I always questioned the truth claim of all that though. Well, it has come to my attention a few instances where Milk actually does a body bad! Real Bad! I actually witnessed the example I’m going to share about a week … Continue reading

Slowly Butchered and Eaten

She was never really that popular. She was an outcast from the start. Melanie Reese is who we are talking about by the way. Anyway, after high school she worked at the local gas station. Her parents were dead and she had no one. It was terribly sad. Through some very odd circumstances, Melanie drifted … Continue reading