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Be You (A Tale of Fuck It)

You are able to read these words. You are able to decipher what they mean. Although I’m writing them, I have no idea what the experience is like for you to read them. To ponder them. I have no clue what it will remind you of. Your mood, past, lovers and all sorts of other … Continue reading

Cancer in my Knee Pussy

I was just diagnosed with knee pussy cancer. I’m devastated. Not because I have cancer but because it makes it more difficult to kneel down and shum. (Shit and Cum at the same time) So, where does this leave us? Well, I think it suffice to say it leaves us in a pickle. No, not … Continue reading

Sometimes…sometimes

It’s been awhile since I’ve written a goddam anything. I’ve been busy so lick fucking camel titties if you got a problem with it! I’m sorry…I’m calm now. So, sometimes? Yes…sometimes. Ok, so what is sometimes? It’s simply the the times in between other times that you aren’t counting in regards to the subject that … Continue reading

I don’t give a Duck!…Dynasty.

Ok, so GQ interviewed Phil from Duck Dynasty. Yay. Alright, so he stated his “opinion” about gays, gay sex and sin. Yay again. It turns out he favors evangelical Christianity. Wow, who knew? So who the fuck cares? Well, apparently everyone. But seriously is anyone surprised by this? Was it really necessary for A&E to … Continue reading

Koala Bear Intercourse

I enjoy the thought of koala bears having deep sexual fuck. Do you?

Don’t Leave Out the Sauces

HEY YOU STUPID FUCKING RESTAURANTS…DON’T LEAVE OUT THE GODDAM SAUCES BECAUSE IT AFFECTS THE MEAL GREATLY. IT MAKES US ALL WANT TO GUT YOUR EMPLOYEES AND BURN DOWN YOUR ESTABLISHMENTS. GET IT RIGHT…FUCKKKKKKKK!!!!!!

F*ck Word: oh the sin!

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My First Death Metal Song

Here are the lyrics to my first death metal song I wrote when I was 15. Enjoy! “Emmanuel’s Bones” I rock the crib and i get hungry Hungry for messianic baby So I stab Mary, and slice Joseph Yeah things get fuckin crazy Why wait any longer… Bite! Chew on the crying Christ Rip! The … Continue reading

I Love You…I Will Always Love You…

Well, there she was. My Aunt Sheila. Well, what was left of her anyway. I realized it was probably the last time I was going to see her alive. She was frail, pale and smelled of death. It was awful. My uncle Wayne sat beside her, there in their home, and held her hand. It … Continue reading

God is Dead

Have you prayed today? Have you read your holy book? What happened? Did you hear or even see God? What??? No, you say? Well, that’s strange. I thought you would have probably had some experience. Of course it would be nice to have a straight forward experience. Folks, the reason that doesn’t ever happen and … Continue reading